FACTS:
21. Five out of every ten bloggers think that the other half is crazy.
22. Bloggers can talk without opening their mouths.
23. Bloggers can reproduce in captivity.
24. If X of ¥ - ¼, to the variable of Rƒ, where R is the amount of stars in the universe, and ƒ is a number determined by the gravity of the Sun, why are bloggers so cool?
25. No bloggers were hurt while making this post.
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Showing posts with label Blogger facts. Show all posts
FACTS:
16. Bloggers do not eat Chocolate ice-cream.
17. Bloggers produce little electromagnetic charges that keep them always levitating.
18. This blog is compatible with every single version of bloggers, with or without service packs.
19. If a blogger came to be perfectly happy, a series of events would produce a chain reaction that would obliterate the entire universe.
20. Kiss me, I'm a blogger.
16. Bloggers do not eat Chocolate ice-cream.
17. Bloggers produce little electromagnetic charges that keep them always levitating.
18. This blog is compatible with every single version of bloggers, with or without service packs.
19. If a blogger came to be perfectly happy, a series of events would produce a chain reaction that would obliterate the entire universe.
20. Kiss me, I'm a blogger.
FACTS:
11. Bloggers are not affected by most +3 level spells.
12. According to legend, a blogger once found the backdoor to heaven. He spent his entire life inside an iron mask. And no, he's not Ironman.
13. A few overpriced watches don't have machinery in them, but tiny bloggers that work in three-hour-long shifts to provide the correct time of the universe. Which might not be the one you need.
14. If you think about something loud enough, a blogger will hear it.
15. Bloggers can run backwards.
11. Bloggers are not affected by most +3 level spells.
12. According to legend, a blogger once found the backdoor to heaven. He spent his entire life inside an iron mask. And no, he's not Ironman.
13. A few overpriced watches don't have machinery in them, but tiny bloggers that work in three-hour-long shifts to provide the correct time of the universe. Which might not be the one you need.
14. If you think about something loud enough, a blogger will hear it.
15. Bloggers can run backwards.
FACTS:
6. Ghosts are people who haven't met a blogger yet and, therefore, can't move on.
7. A Blogger thinks, therefore you exist.
8. I just know that I know nothing. But bloggers will teach me.
9. Bloggers can look up to the sky and say, without any mistake, if it is raining.
10. All bloggers have a 00 status. Hence, they have a license to kill.
6. Ghosts are people who haven't met a blogger yet and, therefore, can't move on.
7. A Blogger thinks, therefore you exist.
8. I just know that I know nothing. But bloggers will teach me.
9. Bloggers can look up to the sky and say, without any mistake, if it is raining.
10. All bloggers have a 00 status. Hence, they have a license to kill.
People don't know much about bloggers.
Truth is, there isn't much to know...
WRONG!!!
Bloggers are a new race and, as such, deserve to be analized and thoroughly investigated.
We have done this enourmous task for the good of the scientific community, and here are some facts that have been observed in this particularly interesting creatures.
Nobel prize, here we go!
FACTS:
1. Bloggers have an exclusive, complex language, which they use in two of the three annual conventions of worldwide bloggers.
2. Bloggers born after 1982 have Xenon Plus front lights, with Adaptive Light.
3. Every road leads to Rome, but begins at a blogger's feet.
4. The 13th Apostle was a blogger. Search his blog on Google... who knows, you might find him.
5. A Blogger was the first man to set foot on Mars. NASA insists on covering this up.
More to come!
Truth is, there isn't much to know...
WRONG!!!
Bloggers are a new race and, as such, deserve to be analized and thoroughly investigated.
We have done this enourmous task for the good of the scientific community, and here are some facts that have been observed in this particularly interesting creatures.
Nobel prize, here we go!
FACTS:
1. Bloggers have an exclusive, complex language, which they use in two of the three annual conventions of worldwide bloggers.
2. Bloggers born after 1982 have Xenon Plus front lights, with Adaptive Light.
3. Every road leads to Rome, but begins at a blogger's feet.
4. The 13th Apostle was a blogger. Search his blog on Google... who knows, you might find him.
5. A Blogger was the first man to set foot on Mars. NASA insists on covering this up.
More to come!
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