FACTS:
11. Bloggers are not affected by most +3 level spells.
12. According to legend, a blogger once found the backdoor to heaven. He spent his entire life inside an iron mask. And no, he's not Ironman.
13. A few overpriced watches don't have machinery in them, but tiny bloggers that work in three-hour-long shifts to provide the correct time of the universe. Which might not be the one you need.
14. If you think about something loud enough, a blogger will hear it.
15. Bloggers can run backwards.
11. Bloggers are not affected by most +3 level spells.
12. According to legend, a blogger once found the backdoor to heaven. He spent his entire life inside an iron mask. And no, he's not Ironman.
13. A few overpriced watches don't have machinery in them, but tiny bloggers that work in three-hour-long shifts to provide the correct time of the universe. Which might not be the one you need.
14. If you think about something loud enough, a blogger will hear it.
15. Bloggers can run backwards.
FACTS:
6. Ghosts are people who haven't met a blogger yet and, therefore, can't move on.
7. A Blogger thinks, therefore you exist.
8. I just know that I know nothing. But bloggers will teach me.
9. Bloggers can look up to the sky and say, without any mistake, if it is raining.
10. All bloggers have a 00 status. Hence, they have a license to kill.
6. Ghosts are people who haven't met a blogger yet and, therefore, can't move on.
7. A Blogger thinks, therefore you exist.
8. I just know that I know nothing. But bloggers will teach me.
9. Bloggers can look up to the sky and say, without any mistake, if it is raining.
10. All bloggers have a 00 status. Hence, they have a license to kill.
People don't know much about bloggers.
Truth is, there isn't much to know...
WRONG!!!
Bloggers are a new race and, as such, deserve to be analized and thoroughly investigated.
We have done this enourmous task for the good of the scientific community, and here are some facts that have been observed in this particularly interesting creatures.
Nobel prize, here we go!
FACTS:
1. Bloggers have an exclusive, complex language, which they use in two of the three annual conventions of worldwide bloggers.
2. Bloggers born after 1982 have Xenon Plus front lights, with Adaptive Light.
3. Every road leads to Rome, but begins at a blogger's feet.
4. The 13th Apostle was a blogger. Search his blog on Google... who knows, you might find him.
5. A Blogger was the first man to set foot on Mars. NASA insists on covering this up.
More to come!
Truth is, there isn't much to know...
WRONG!!!
Bloggers are a new race and, as such, deserve to be analized and thoroughly investigated.
We have done this enourmous task for the good of the scientific community, and here are some facts that have been observed in this particularly interesting creatures.
Nobel prize, here we go!
FACTS:
1. Bloggers have an exclusive, complex language, which they use in two of the three annual conventions of worldwide bloggers.
2. Bloggers born after 1982 have Xenon Plus front lights, with Adaptive Light.
3. Every road leads to Rome, but begins at a blogger's feet.
4. The 13th Apostle was a blogger. Search his blog on Google... who knows, you might find him.
5. A Blogger was the first man to set foot on Mars. NASA insists on covering this up.
More to come!
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