FACTS:
6. Ghosts are people who haven't met a blogger yet and, therefore, can't move on.
7. A Blogger thinks, therefore you exist.
8. I just know that I know nothing. But bloggers will teach me.
9. Bloggers can look up to the sky and say, without any mistake, if it is raining.
10. All bloggers have a 00 status. Hence, they have a license to kill.
6. Ghosts are people who haven't met a blogger yet and, therefore, can't move on.
7. A Blogger thinks, therefore you exist.
8. I just know that I know nothing. But bloggers will teach me.
9. Bloggers can look up to the sky and say, without any mistake, if it is raining.
10. All bloggers have a 00 status. Hence, they have a license to kill.
People don't know much about bloggers.
Truth is, there isn't much to know...
WRONG!!!
Bloggers are a new race and, as such, deserve to be analized and thoroughly investigated.
We have done this enourmous task for the good of the scientific community, and here are some facts that have been observed in this particularly interesting creatures.
Nobel prize, here we go!
FACTS:
1. Bloggers have an exclusive, complex language, which they use in two of the three annual conventions of worldwide bloggers.
2. Bloggers born after 1982 have Xenon Plus front lights, with Adaptive Light.
3. Every road leads to Rome, but begins at a blogger's feet.
4. The 13th Apostle was a blogger. Search his blog on Google... who knows, you might find him.
5. A Blogger was the first man to set foot on Mars. NASA insists on covering this up.
More to come!
Truth is, there isn't much to know...
WRONG!!!
Bloggers are a new race and, as such, deserve to be analized and thoroughly investigated.
We have done this enourmous task for the good of the scientific community, and here are some facts that have been observed in this particularly interesting creatures.
Nobel prize, here we go!
FACTS:
1. Bloggers have an exclusive, complex language, which they use in two of the three annual conventions of worldwide bloggers.
2. Bloggers born after 1982 have Xenon Plus front lights, with Adaptive Light.
3. Every road leads to Rome, but begins at a blogger's feet.
4. The 13th Apostle was a blogger. Search his blog on Google... who knows, you might find him.
5. A Blogger was the first man to set foot on Mars. NASA insists on covering this up.
More to come!
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much.
One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
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